After Ray Bans were no longer cool, I was wearing huge old people cataracts slide over your glasses glasses in the 90’s, and all of a sudden all these stupid huge glasses are back. I know I look stupid, but the people that don’t… wow Ray Bans are UGLY.

I was wearing fedoras post 3rd wave ska, and pre-justin timberlake. I, of course, can no longer wear them as I am way too tall. So I started wearing caps… also way ahead of the curve.

I was wearing ammo pants prior to Banana Republic or Old Navy selling anything like them.

I was wearing buttons post mod pre-hipster rebirth

I was into your favorite band before you.
I was into weird shit when classicisim was prevalent, and a classy gent when weirdos reign supreme.
I wore some fuzzy nonsense prior to furries, and I wore a 3 piece suit on the playa prior to the steampunk Edourdian revolution.

I was into Pinot prior to the movie Sideways.

I posted a bacon-wiki joke prior to the new meme – 3 years ago
http://bm.tribe.net/thread/39cd68aa-1e08-4685-b2d4-bde3961bdc24

I beat trends in listening to wonderful music prior to ad agencies picking it up and exploiting it… mainly car ads. But they used ska for a bit, then electronica…. I am really worried because I have heard Nickodemus’ and Quantic’s Mi Swing Es Tropical is everywhere right now. I saw a clip on Regis and that ripped Rippa lady. That’s freaky.

I have had my computer plugged into my TV since 2003.

I cancelled my myspace account prior to most people being on it. I cancelled my facebook account the first time in 2006. I am sure I will cancel it before you this time as well.

It’s exhausting frankly…. I can’t keep up with how hip I am. I actually don’t care, but it just seems that someone is watching me and making the trends based off what I do. I know it sounds silly, but you may want to pay close attention.

I knew that you know that this is tongue in cheek before you did.

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