If you want to share your own, or think I missed something… let me know!

NO ORDER IN PARTICULAR

I should upload a spreadsheet.

First questions:

Has anyone seen Frostbitten, the scandinavianvampire film??
Has anyone seen the French film “Grapes of Death”? (zombies)
Do you have any ideas how many ways we could do this?

Statement:

1) The only vampire ANYTHING that matters AT ALL… the Matheson novella “I am Legend” from the 50’s
2) Zombies are a metaphor for wasteful and mindless consumption and massive consumerism of the middle class consuming itself.
3) Bub was the best zombie ever.
4) Saw all the August Underground films… dear me those were rough.

A) vampires –
1) 30 days of Night scared the living shit out of me, for some reason. I had waking nightmares. I
don’t usually remember nuthin from sleep.
2) Vampiros Lesbos
3) The Hamiltons
4) Cronos
5) Lifeforce got knocked off because LET THE RIGHT ONE IN is the greatest vampire, if not horror, films ever made. In my Top20 easy. I need to make that, by the way. This list is bonkers.
6) Blade Series
7) Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
8) Salem’s Lot
9) FROM DUSK TILL DAWN WINS
10) Nosferatu

11) RAVENOUS!

B) werewolves…
1) AmerWereInLondon
2) Ginger Snaps
3) Wolven
4) In the Company of Wolves
5) Dog Soldiers (good, but not as good as I wanted)

C) ZOMBIES (I think I am on 3 different zombie tribes?)
1) Night of the Living Dead
2) Dawn of the Dead (original)
3) Cemetery Man
4) Evil Dead II
5) The Beyond and Zombi 2 (released as Zombi)
6) Brain Dead / Dead Alive
7) 28 Days Later (yes, they are not zombies, I know… blah blah blah)
8) Return of the Living Dead II
9) Re-Animator
10) Cronenberg’s The Shivers (sex zombies)

2014 addition: Dead Snow, Rare Exports (not sure where to put that one)

D) GHOSTS
1) amityville horror
2) poltergeist
3) Session 9 (haunted housey-ish)
4) Ghost Story
5) House I+II
6) BURNT OFFERINGS!!!!!!
7) CandyMan
8) The Orphanage
9) The Shining
10) The Devil’s Backbone

11) The autopsy of Jane Doe

12) It Follow

E) SCI-FI
1) Alien I and II and IV (I liked)
2)The Thing
3) I am so so so so sad to say Event Horizon
4) Invasion of the body Snatchers
5) Predator
6) Jason X (hilarious)
7) Cube
8) (maybes) Primer or Bladerunner or Brazil (dystopic sci fi can become horror???)
9) Virus
10) The Fly

2014 addition: Cabin in the Woods

F) Comedy Horror
1) Attack of the Killer tomatoes
2) shaun of the dead
3) The stuff
4) SLITHER!
5) C.H.U.D. (does that count as comedy?)
6) bio-zombie
7) Final Destination 2
8) The Cars that Ate Paris
9) Basketcase
10) Tremors

2014 addition: Evil Dead 2, derr, and Army of Darkness. Of course.  TUCKER AND DALE VERSUS EVIL, too.

Obviously I also forgot Peter Jackson, or as Mick LaSalle said, “The Von Stroheim of the 21st Century with less art”:  Brain Dead, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles.

G) MUMMIES
1) Bubba Ho Tep

H) JUST TOTALLY FUCKED UP
1) Jacob’s Ladder
2) Cabin Fever
3) Cannibal Holocaust
4) Salo
5) Men Behind the Sun
6) NIN Broken EP full length music video
7) Audition
8) Irreversible (most disturbing film I have ever seen, I think)
9) BME Pain olympics (but it is flippin real)
10) 2 girls, 1 cup
11) Meet the Feebles
12) Nekromatik
13) Clockwork Orange
14) Blue Velvet
15) The Vanishing (French)
16) Reqiuem for a Dream
17) Man Bites Dog
18) Any Herschell Gordon Lewis

19) Neon Demon

20) The Dead Center

21) Mandela Effect

I) CULTS, INBREDS AND FAMILY CRIMINALS AND YOU GET IT
1) The Descent (ancient inbreds)
2) Wrong Turn (Inbred)
3) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Inbred and loving it)
4) Freaks (yeah… uhhh)
5) Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer (inbreeding and ultra violence)
6) Last House on the Left (a little criminal gang)
7) Hellraiser (a little family from hell) series
8) Halloween (sister and brother) series
9) Friday the 13th (mother and son) series
10) Deliverance (banjos are never the same)
11) Hills have eyes remake (wholly effed up)
13) Hostel I and II (sue me) (a criminal family, if you will)
14) May (a sad family of doll and girl)
15) Ravenous (a family in the mountains)
16) The Mist remake is simply ridiculously devastating, ouch. (a family not really making it so much)

17) The Invitation

18) You’re Next

19) Get Out

20) Ready or Not

21) Mandy

22) Midsommar

23) Hereditary

24) Cabin in the Woods

25) Original Funny Games

26) Killing of a Sacred Deer

I) JAPANESE!
1) Audition
2) Oldboy (I have to include it.. I simply must.. best film in decades… maybe?)
3) Battle Royale
4) Ichi the Killer
5) The Grudge (US ver really sucked it)
6) The Ring (US ver. Sucked it)
7) 3 Extremes
8) Visitor Q

J) EUROPEAN
1) Funny Games
2) 28 Days Later (had to list it twice!)
3) Dario Argento’s Suspiria
4) Frontiers
5) High / Haute Tension
6) Them!
7) Frontiere(S)
8) Wicker Man

K) SEA MONSTERS
1) The Host
2) Cloverfield
3) Godzilla must count
4) Leviathan
5) Deep Star Six
6) Jaws

7) The Abyss

8) Underwater

9) Dagon

10) Pacific Rim

DINNER PARTIES & HIGH SOCIETY!

1) Coherence

2) The Invitation

3) Ready or Not

4) You’re Next

5) I would say the show Succession LOL

okay I am totally done.

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