These hipsters are like bed bugs. I would say cockroaches, but bed bugs know nothing other than wreaking havoc, lowering property values, and starting epidemics. cockroaches typically afflict the poor, while bed bugs and hipsters effect everything and everyone equally.

(Like this:
I also saw this: http://missionlocal.org/2010/07/new-sf-real-estate-map-has-some-losing-hipster-cred-gaining-sales-value/)

This isn’t hate. It’s a plea. You are destroying our community. There are plenty of 80’s pics that people regret because of what they wore and how they looked. This is you. When will you realize your Ray Bans make you look like an asshat?

I know bagging on hipsters is passe and boring and played out. But are they the new Trust Funders? It used to be Trustafarians & fake hippies. Is this the new trust fund kid, spending the value of a Armani suit to look like a lumberjack in day glo?

Thank you, Academy of Art, for apparently making the Inner Sunset your dorms. You are ruining yet another San Francisco neighborhood. 10 hipsters to a 3 bedroom? 4 to a 2 bedroom? Thank you for making it so that no family or working professional could ever afford to deal with the neighborhood they would want to live in, can’t, but no longer want to anyway.

Well done.

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