No.. I didn’t eat them all. They were coupons I gave to people. That’s how I roll, my peeps.
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So…. you have done it.

Nary a moment do I crave junk food… not that I would take your chips
of high esteem and slander them such.

And I find myself quite easily, in a very healthy manner, finding my
sustenance from veggies, fruits, good meats, etc….

and then you come along.

I also have a peckish appetite for someone who is 6’6″.

And damn you… I have found a penchant for the sea salt and vinegar
chips you market. And without having any extraneous advertising
seep into my brain… I have found I trumpet your chips like an
addicted crack fiend.

So… thanks. a lot. I even have to curb my purchasing of your chips
as I am not into addictive habits. At all. Well sometimes.
Actually, often… but it doesn’t make it right.

SO… in lieu of purchasing chips constantly and breaking my promise,
you are welcome to send me a promo box of your delicious booty. And I
speak not of you, the recipient’s rear, but the delicious pirate
treasure that are you sea salt and vinegar kettle chips.

Or, if you need a relatively affable, erudite oddity to espouse the
goodness of your product, don’t hesitate to call. I am doing it
anyways.

Cheers.

Michael J. Hraba

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