Christmas, Easter, Holidays, and continual theft of ancient oral culture.

So basically, it’s like this:

The Babylonian and Sumerian Department stores went out of business. The Christians bought the stores for DIRT CHEAP. Then, they basically relabeled everything, and threw in this crazy department where they sell guilt built around a zombie, and his disciples feeding on his flesh like cannibals.

And this is the story of Easter and Christmas. The eggs and bunnies came well before Christianity’s lazy hijacking of the pagan fertility festival. You all know this though, so we’re “preaching to the choir” lol.

Mad props to Google today for doing a Google Doodle rooted in reality.