The man said two sentences to me. The first was in response to my question, “How much?” “$25” The second was what this story is about. A couple months ago at 4:43 AM (approximate time) I was Continue Reading…
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Dear Gerald, Life is not life a box of chocolates. It’s a box of glamorous jewels. There’s tranquil topaz, torrid red rubies, green with jealousy jade and sexy black onyx. But your jewels are made Continue Reading…
Albeit we have been told since the Black Plague that mice are cute as buttons by almost every facet of media (especially endearing cartoons that reinforce the Disney empire), I am somewhat concerned Continue Reading…
Just thinking and riffing and pondering and what not…. As for Ryan Air… they not only wouldn’t care… I doubt they would find this anything but funny. This isn’t about a PR machine… Ryan Air’s Continue Reading…
I am not sure if you should mess with anything at all. Seriously.. I keep wanting to say it’s performance art but it gets… the reception of poker…. It is raining hard, people. Continue Reading…
These yogurt lids aren’t even something I should have to deal with. It should be someone, silently coping… watching it shift and become part of the counter as someone mindlessly rambles over awareness Continue Reading…
Hell yeah. We had stickers that said “Military Packâ€, but our handshake was this really difficult thing that ended in two hands flapping like wings where the body was where the hands joined. Continue Reading…